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| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life. |
|---|---|
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit! |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is? |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time. |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school. |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer. |
(Source: serenity-is-key, via laughbitches)
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